It seems like such an awesome opportunity, I don't want to miss it.
Nothing in the 314 or 212 area codes. I mean, literally, nothing at all. Here's what we're left with:
702 SCETCHY [sic]
71-420BRAH1. Remarkably, all of the "420 brah!" numbers are in Orange County, CA.
530 4KILL69, as in "for a killer 69"
There's not a lot good left, if there ever was. No "pussy" in any area code.
Whoa, 949 DICK4U5 AND DICK4U6 are both available. That's sexy Laguna Beach, CA btw.
If you want "anal" to be the first four digits of your number, you can get a number in the very parochial sounding Merton, WI. Nothing with "analyst" but, oh sweet mother of christ:
42-42-ANALLY
!!! And it's in the beatific-sounding Avalon, CA. I think we may have a winner.
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